tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75100076775824417752011-11-27T16:32:10.229-08:00Astept indrumari de la blog-erii mai experimentati sau idei noi dak se poate. Nu stiu dak se cunoaste dar sunt incepator. Acest blog contine texte in care treburile-s luate subtil la misto. Orice asemanare cu realitatea este pur intamplatoare si mai ales voita. Sper sa va placa.gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.comBlogger161100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-84212838162195173272008-06-08T01:35:00.000-07:002008-06-08T01:38:44.518-07:00<span class="navText-16"><strong></strong></span><span class="navText-12"> <img src="http://www.imaginelife.ro/poze%20site/24577_P2.jpg" alt="Litera p" align="left" border="0" hspace="10" vspace="10" /> Cum te numesti, Domnule ?<br />-Petru Popescu .<br />-Si ce lucrezi ?<br />- Prepar pesti pentru pulverizat.<br />-Bine, dar ce anume operatii faci ?<br />-Pun pestele pe placi, potrivesc placile pe plite, pregatesc patru putini pentru pestele prajit, pulverizez pasta produsa, pun pe pungi.<br />-Dar de ce vorbesti numai cu "P"?<br />-Poftim ?<br />-De ce vorbesti numai cu "P"?<br />-Pot pronunta pe P perfect perceptibil.<br />-Ei, asta e acum ! Pun ramasag ca la intrebarile mele vei gresi.<br />-Primesc.<br />-Pe cat ?<br />-Pun prinsoare pe patru poli !<br />-S-a facut. Spune-mi ce-ti place sa maninci ?<br />-Peste, pastravi, plachie, potirnici, piftie piperata,pirjoale, pastrama papricas,papanas, porumbei, pui pane.<br />-Si ce vin bei ?<br />- Pinot, pelin, porto.<br />-Si ce desert ?<br />-Placinte, prajituri, pepene, prune, pere, portocale, piersici.<br />-Dar inghetata obisnuesti ?<br />-Putin profiterole, parfait .<br />- Spune-mi cum iti petreci timpul liber ?<br /></span><span class="navText-12"> -Primavara prefer plimbarile pe potecile padurilor, prin parcuri.<br />- Dar vara ?<br />-Pescuiesc.<br />-Si iarna ?<br />-Patinez.<br />-Te pomenesti ca poti sa-mi spui o poezie numai cu litera "P"?<br />-Pot.<br />-Asta nu o mai cred. Spune-o!<br /><br />POEZIA POETULUI PETRU POPESCU:<br />"Prin pustiuri, peste pietre<br />Pasari, pilcuri pribegesc<br />Parasindu-si puii proprii<br />Pe pamintul parintesc.<br />Prima pasare,pilotul<br />Plescaia puternic pliscul<br />Plutea privind pamantul<br />Pajistea, padurea,piscul."<br /><br />-Bine ! Spune-mi textual ce i-ai spus nevestei cind ai plecat ?<br />-Paraschiva papusico, pentru pranz presara putin patrunjel pe potarnichi. Pa!<br />-Vad ca am pierdut.<br />-Pardon, platesti patru poli pentru pierderea pariului.<br />-Platesc.<br />- Pune paralele pe portofel.<br />-Inca o intrebare.<br />-Poftim !...<br />-Ce adresa ai matale ?<br />-Prelungirea Popa Petrescu 4, parter, plecind prin Pingari, peste pod.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-8421283816219517327?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-77267774120757592652008-06-07T05:23:00.000-07:002008-06-07T05:24:22.818-07:00Ascultati...iar dak va place comentati ;)<br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://www.trilulilu.ro/embed-audio/xdale/942627070911fd"></script><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript">show_942627070911fd(448, 46);</script> <br /> <br /><strong>suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper mortal</strong> <br /><a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/audio/Incredibil" title="Incredibil">Asculta mai multe audio Incredibil &raquo;</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-7726777412075759265?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-84275281296932204742008-05-31T04:42:00.000-07:002008-05-31T04:43:36.237-07:00Tu ai fi asa curios? :))<br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://www.trilulilu.ro/embed-video/bogdan_gogo/a4cd7e56f15a98"></script><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript">show_a4cd7e56f15a98(448, 386);</script> <br /> <br /><strong>super tare video razi de mori</strong> <br /><a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/video/Haioase" title="Haioase">Vezi mai multe video Haioase &raquo;</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-8427528129693220474?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-51086244606851199222008-05-28T21:19:00.000-07:002008-05-28T21:24:09.078-07:00Acum oricine poate lasa comentarii referitoare la articolele preferate. Pana acum ma gandeam ca sunt si persoane mai necivilizate si nu vroiam sa isi bata joc, sau sa lase comentarii neplacute pe acest blog...deoarece eram prea mandru de el. Dar vad k merge treaba, rating-ul creste... si poate prin asta v-am facut si voua, cititorii acestui blog, o bucurie :-P.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-5108624460685119922?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-85865270799349061962008-05-28T21:09:00.000-07:002008-05-28T21:16:37.576-07:00Un sofer ajunge cu masina pe malul unui riu si-lintreaba pe un politist care pescuia, daca-i adinca apa. Acesta-i raspunde ca nu este. Soferul intra cu masina-n rau, se scufunda, abandoneaza automobilul, iese cu chiu cu vai din apa si-ncepe sa tipe la politai:- Ai zis ca apa-i mica si uite ca era sa ma inec!- Pe onoarea mea, acum 10 minute, era mica, au trecut niste rate si le ajungea abia pina la piept :))<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-8586527079934906196?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-60789028776887795272008-05-22T04:43:00.000-07:002008-05-22T04:44:35.150-07:00Hai sa ne dam cu parerea despre nimik:)):))<br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://www.220.ro/embed/78859"></script><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript">play_78859(450,390);</script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-6078902877688779527?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-76558110379006674192008-05-21T06:13:00.000-07:002008-05-21T06:14:34.966-07:00Asta e o faza tare. Un grup de copii se uita cuminti la televizor iar cand se simt si ei mai bine, linistea lor este perturbata de o trupa SWAT ce navaleste in camera. Fireste ca toti putoii se sperie dar reactia celui mai mare dintre ei este de-a dreptul hilara. Totul este o farsa, nu stiu cu ce scop a fost facuta, dar merita sa vizionati cum si cat de rapid se arunca grasutul nostru la podea. :)<br /><br /><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MzM3OTQw"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MzM3OTQw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://view.break.com/337940">http://view.break.com/337940</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></span><br />Cum de mereu astia mari si puternici se sperie cel mai rapid? :D<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-7655811037900667419?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-82062030165451225652008-05-19T00:24:00.000-07:002008-05-19T00:26:15.688-07:00<p>O reclama Greenpeace foarte atractiva datorita subiectului si abordarii originale. Nu seamana cu nimic din ce am vazut pana acum.</p> Sa-mi spuneti daca v-ati prins despre ce e vorba. ;)<br /><embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/938303/sunshine.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br/><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /> <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/938303/sunshine/">Sunshine - video powered by Metacafe</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-8206203016545122565?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-81525708970202895322008-05-18T05:22:00.000-07:002008-05-18T05:24:08.387-07:00<blockquote><p><br /></p><p>Originally built in 1901, this walkway now serves as an aproach to makinodromo, the famous climbing sector of El Chorro.</p><p><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://www.220.ro/embed/77081"></script><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript">play_77081(450,390);</script><br /></p></blockquote> <p>Daca va ganditi sa mergeti pe munte in weekend atunci acest clip merita sa-l urmariti cu cea mai mare incredere si de ce nu, placere. In cele sase minute de vizionare, pot spune ca de vreo doua sau chiar trei ori mi-am simtit inima cum bate tare. Nici nu ma imaginez pe mine, acolo, la inaltimile alea si pe drumul ala ingust.</p> <p>Pff……asta da adrenalina!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-8152570897020289532?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-72712571468178863902008-05-15T22:39:00.000-07:002008-12-11T10:31:34.409-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_00QxCQgd9-0/SC0ebPyYYtI/AAAAAAAAACU/zvaWXPHmh90/s1600-h/tttttttttttttttttttttt.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_00QxCQgd9-0/SC0ebPyYYtI/AAAAAAAAACU/zvaWXPHmh90/s320/tttttttttttttttttttttt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200846598125937362" border="0" /></a><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px;">Its a hard disk in 1956…. </span></strong><o:p></o:p></p> <strong><span style="font-size: 13px;">The Volume and Size of 5MB memory storage in ‘56. </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px;">In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). The HDD weighed over a ton and stored 5MB of data. </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px;"><br /><strong>Makes you appreciate your 4 GB USB drive, doesn’t it?</strong></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-7271257146817886390?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-79809423214965314922008-05-15T06:27:00.000-07:002008-05-15T06:30:50.467-07:00When you think you are alone and nobody is watching……<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IYh36dhYY2c"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IYh36dhYY2c" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />am putea instala astfel de sisteme si in Parlamentul Romaniei! :))<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-7980942321496531492?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-75479696547486246552008-05-15T06:19:00.000-07:002008-05-15T07:05:38.955-07:00Veti viziona un mini-serial, un mic ghid format din trei parti in care sunt parodiati manelistii. Ce mi-a convenit la baietii ce-i veti vedea in continuare ar fi faptul ca au acoperit absolut toate etapele prin care trebuie sa treaca orice mic manelist. Alt lucru demn de admirat ar fi faptul ca au folosit <a href="http://www.marketonline.ro/foto-video/camere-video/" target="_blank">camere video de calitate</a>, sunt sigur ca nu au filmat cu un <a href="http://www.marketonline.ro/comunicatii/telefoane-mobile/" target="_blank"> telefon mobil</a> (cum o fac toti amatorii) Cineva i-a ajutat sau careva dintre ei se pricepe si o face foarte bine. Au folosit pana si camere ascunse iar talentul lor regizoral &amp; actoricesc merita bagat in seama. Le-a iesit foarte bine mesajul. <p>In caz ca unul din episoade va plictiseste sariti la urmatorul pntru ca fiecare trateaza alt aspect. Deci pregatiti-va sa aveti parte de o portie zdravana de ras <img src="http://fulgerica.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="wp-smiley" /> :</p><p> Episodul 1: La inceput e mai greu, ca ai multi dusmani si n-ai bani… dar te ajuta Dumnezeu</p><p><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://www.220.ro/embed/59563"></script><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript">play_59563(450,390);</script></p><p> Episodul 2: Baiatul nostru invata de la maestrul lui tot ce trebuie sa stie un manelist adevarat</p><p><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://www.220.ro/embed/59564"></script><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript">play_59564(450,390);</script></p><p> Episodul 3: Ceri o shaorma la McDonalds sau bilete de tren la Teatrul National si multe altele.</p><p><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://www.220.ro/embed/59567"></script><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript">play_59567(450,390);</script><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-7547969654748624655?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-72325793422854390712008-05-03T06:44:00.000-07:002008-12-11T10:31:34.760-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_00QxCQgd9-0/SBxsrtZA_UI/AAAAAAAAAA4/XFcn8QJ6EqU/s1600-h/9_din_ferentari.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196147568253402434" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_00QxCQgd9-0/SBxsrtZA_UI/AAAAAAAAAA4/XFcn8QJ6EqU/s320/9_din_ferentari.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />3 dintre cele mai frumoase si penale femei ale tarii. ;))<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-7232579342285439071?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-63742733157254918802008-04-30T11:16:00.000-07:002008-12-11T10:31:34.883-08:0012.35 Cik azi am facut gratar :)) am aprins focul si de acolo...s-a taiat filmul... imi aduc aminte doar de o "salata bioff" langa ksa, o pisica speriata =)) si faimosul televizor cu antena :)) kre prinde taraf. O distractie fara amintiri...oricum m-am trezit in baie sub dush...oare cum am ajuns aksa :-?, ce am mai facut pe drum, cu cine am ajuns spre oras, pe unde am mai fost...multe intrebari fara raspuns :)).<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_00QxCQgd9-0/SCR3H0WQgAI/AAAAAAAAABY/9H4CS4rmbOk/s1600-h/DSC00824.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_00QxCQgd9-0/SCR3H0WQgAI/AAAAAAAAABY/9H4CS4rmbOk/s320/DSC00824.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5198410846087184386" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://www.trilulilu.ro/embed-audio/cuoreblu50/7945e4b3f62ce6"></script><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript">show_7945e4b3f62ce6(448, 46);</script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-6374273315725491880?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-9707588512334606102008-04-29T14:28:00.000-07:002008-04-29T15:01:26.342-07:0012:57 Dhoamnee se pare k articolul de mai jos ma afectat...am inceput exact cu stangul. Am mankt deja 2 pungi de semintse NutLine si deja vad in dungi hy bafta.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-970758851233460610?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510007677582441775.post-77882912962734813842008-04-29T11:34:00.000-07:002008-12-11T10:31:35.545-08:00<h4><p>Dar vai, sunt prost si ma laud! Nu eu… sau si eu? Eu probabil ca ma laud cu prostia mea inca de cand am blogul acesta. De fapt ce e prostia? Sunt “prostia” si “inteligenta” antonime? Mai sus le-am folosit de parca erau sinonime. M-am pierdut in <strong>LIMBA ROMANA</strong>.</p> <p>Deschid cartea de sinonime sa vad si eu ce sinonime are acest cuvant magnific. </p> <p>PROSTÍE s. v. ignoranţă, incultură, modestie, nepricepere, neştiinţă, simplicitate, simplitate. </p> <p>Deci cand cineva nu se pricepe vei zice “e prost”… sau “nu e inteligent”, iar cand cineva se pricepe vei zice: “nu e prost” sau “e inteligent”. Clar, asta era pentru mine pentru ca m-am pierdut pe moment.</p> <p>Era vorba despre prostie si lauda, ca la manele. Lauda, valoare, femei, astea. Deci de fapt voiam doar sa zic ca: “Bah, parca se inmultesc cei care NU SUNT INTELIGENTI… Parca-s peste tot si din ce in ce </p></h4><h4><p>mai multi… sau au fost tot timpul dar acu</p></h4><h4><p>ma devin cu adevarat enervanti.”</p> <p>Priviti aici:<br /></p></h4><h4><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_00QxCQgd9-0/SBdwBdZA_TI/AAAAAAAAAAw/SG_Vak8Uk6I/s1600-h/without-a-brain.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_00QxCQgd9-0/SBdwBdZA_TI/AAAAAAAAAAw/SG_Vak8Uk6I/s320/without-a-brain.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194743865566887218" border="0" /></a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7510007677582441775-7788291296273481384?l=gushpitz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gushpitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08627976087375385212noreply@blogger.com1